Funny Rubber Duck Jokes

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Funny rubber duck jokes.

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Here s a quacking collection of the best duck jokes and puns. There a few idioms phrases relating to ducks that could be used as duck puns with the right context. 64 of them in fact. These funny duck jokes will quack you up.

This collection is one of many from our huge collection of animal jokes which includes bird jokes. What time does a duck wake up in the morning. I asked him if it tasted like quackers. Animal car duck hunting lawyer if it walks like a duck talks lidek a duck and smell like a duck but chuck norris says it s a girrafe.

Boy you ain t gonna catch no ducks with no duck tape the boy keeps walking and says yeah we will see old man later the boy walks by again with a bundle of ducks wrapped up in the tape and the old man says b. Duck jokes and puns. Visitor s very funny weird duck joke a woman taking a walk in the woods was surprised to have a small white duck covered in shit waddle into her path looking mighty distressed. Enjoy these funny duck jokes and puns that will make you and your kids laugh.

Let s quack this case. A big list of rubber jokes. In need of a beak. The quack of dawn.

At the quack of dawn. Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. What happens when a duck flies upside down. Please put it on my bill.

We also have other animal jokes so make sure to check out other other funny jokes categories. What does a duck with hiccups lay. It s a damn girrafe. Duck and weave and a sitting duck and like water off a duck s back and duck and cover and duck out and duck off and ducking and diving and get one s ducks in a row and golden duck and if it looks like a duck and walks like.

Great clean jokes for everyone.